Pet Post: Dark Ages Edition - A Package for Very Good Humans
Breaking news:
The dog misses them.
The cat sits by their door.
The fish… stares thoughtfully into the distance.
Our Pet Post: Dark Ages Edition lets your midshipman know they’re still the favorite human back home (shhh - don’t tell the rest of the family)! It’s cute, comforting, and just a little ridiculous, which is exactly the package your mid didn’t know they needed, from the pet they definitely miss.
No pet? No problem! Pet Post is available in five messages from home:
From the Dog: Still sleeping on your hoodie.
From the Cat: Noticed you left… eventually.
From the Fish: Blinked in your direction.
From Another Beloved Pet: Still misses you, still thinks you live here.
From an Honorary Pet: All the love, zero shedding.
Each package includes a carefully chosen mix of pet-themed items (but very much human-approved) to make the Dark Ages fly by. You can expect a combination of:
-- Pet-themed fun (stickers, decals, small keepsakes);
-- Snacks and treats to fuel late nights and study breaks;
-- Small games or distractions for a mental reset;
-- Cozy or useful items (mugs, socks, or similar comforts);
-- A note "from" the pet who misses them most
Send a little pet-powered love and let your pet do the talking.
*** Contents will vary slightly based on availability and pet selection, but every package is thoughtfully assembled with the same goals: comfort, connection, and a smile during the Dark Ages.
